Yes, it’s true. I am self-described as “The MILF Who Never Gets Her Pussy Licked!” For some reason, my husband never wanted to lick my MILF Pussy. Perhaps, it had something to do with having children. Believe me, I was more than a little disappointed and frustrated, but life went on. It wasn’t so bad actually as it forced me down the wonderful road of “Masturbation Lane.” I will give my husband this; at least he was somewhat sympathetic in encouraging me to buy some sex toys and play with myself as a substitute for his lack of willing tongue.
Before you think I had some gnarly old beef curtains, let me reassure you that I kept my “kitty” in “tip-top” shape. What I have struggled with the most is I could never figure out why my husband lacked any eagerness to have fun with my well-kept milf pussy. What I’m going to tell you is that something weird yet, sexually life-changing happened. It was Friday night after a more stressful day at work. In fact, the entire week was a fucking mess! I’m beginning to think it would be a miracle for me to ever have an easy day. Thank goodness for masturbation, sex toys, and MILF Porn websites!
Anyway, I entered my house after the week from hell and threw off my high heel shoes. I saw there was no one there in the living room or kitchen. I tried the other rooms, but they were empty as well. Where was my husband? Then I went to into our backyard area, and there he was, sitting with my best friends Joana and Rose next to the pool with a couple of open bottles of wine. While I was certainly pleased to see everyone, I was even more pleased that the barbecue was already lit, which meant I would not have to cook dinner that evening. Oh, and the wine was more than welcome as well!
I forgot to mention that my name is Roberta. I am a fabulous forty-four years of age and married to a marvelous (except in bed), very handsome man called John. We have been married for twenty-plus years and have three kids now out of the house and on their own for the most part.
My husband is usually oblivious to any sexual innuendo or sex talk, but my girlfriends have rather dirty minds and aren’t shy about discussing sex topics. I grabbed a glass of wine and sat down to hear Joana and Rose talking about all things; masturbation and eating pussy. While I was eager to join in, I did not know how John would react to all this female sex talk. I let them continue their debate on which was better; sexy toys or the real thing as far as a good cum goes?! All I could think of saying was, “What’s better, a Porsche or a Ferrari?”
We all smiled but were thrown a curveball when the girls started discussing lesbian sex. Yes, lesbian sex in front of my husband! Joana proudly stated, “Once, when I was 20 years old, I had lesbian sex with my roommate Meredith.”
OK, I will pick up on this and continue talking about this later. Now, I’m going to give a brief description of the “whose who” of my friends who are both total MILFS!
Joana is a nice-looking milf with piercing hazel eyes who had an affair with her boss last year. Her husband immediately wanted a divorce when he found out about her affair. Unlike Joana, Rose is a little bit different. She is the best housewife in the world, a milf with gorgeous huge natural tits. Her family means the world to her.
“Hey honey, how was your day?” I said cheerfully, like nothing weird was happening considering the three-on-one female-to-male ratio.
“I had a long day at the office, but I’m spending a great time with your friends. They are so fun and full of stories. Given the spirited conversation, maybe you should show them what you bought last week while I prepare the food,” my husband replied with an uncharacteristic sinful smirk.
“Oh, no, please! I’m embarrassed.”
“Come on. They are your friends. From what I hear, you tell each other everything!”
“OK,” I said, “Come with me to our room so I can show you what I bought.”
We went to the bedroom, and I opened my secret sex toy drawer. I showed my friends a massive assortment of pleasure devices, including; butt plugs, chains, handcuffs, lubes, and an impressive selection of dildos of vibrators.
“This is very interesting,” Joana said, pointing at the enormous black dildo, “my ex-husband’s dick was so small he barely could satisfy me. That’s why I had an affair with my boss.”
“I didn’t know that you were kinky, Roberta,” Rose said with a smile on her face.
“Perhaps, I didn’t know either. John doesn’t ever want to lick my MILF pussy. That’s why I bought all these sex toys, so I can change my boring sex life,” – I replied.
“You are so imaginative. I wish I was you,” said Joana, while putting the dildo in her mouth to try it. What are you doing, Joana?” I started laughing.
I’m just trying this huge cock in my filthy mouth, I forgot what is like to have a penis in my mouth.” – she said, continuing to lick the head of the dildo. “Do you remember when I talked about having lesbian sex with my roommate?”
We nodded. “What about that?”
“So why don’t we try something new, something like me and my ex-roommate, no one will ever know, and it would be just like in those MILF Porn movies starring the likes of Darla Crane, Deauxma, and legendary Nina Hartley.
“What is that, Joana?”
“Let’s have some dirty milf threesome; the three of us hot MILFS!”
“Whaaaaaat? – I said surprisingly, knowing that was an interesting idea. I’ve never tried that with another woman before.” I thought to myself, “Maybe for the first time in quite a while, my pussy will get sucked by an actual human being; no make that sucked by two absolutely gorgeous MILFS! If my husband won’t, I hope they will.”
“What do you mean by threesome, Joana?” – Rose asked with her eyes wide open.
“Just take off your clothes, and I will show you.”
We started taking off our clothes, clothes falling on the floor inch by inch. When I saw Rose’s natural huge milf tits, I got aroused immediately. I so wanted a tongue between my legs. I wasn’t going to be picky; any tongue, please, and thank you!
We lay down on the bed and started kissing. I hope you can imagine the three of us, sexually frustrated MILFS kissing, tongues circling with our saliva leaking down our cheeks like raindrops. While we were getting in the mood, someone knocked on the door. It was my husband, John. He entered the room and saw us naked, making out lesbian style.
“What the fuck are you doing?” he said with anger.
“Honey, please don’t be mad. We just wanted to try some of the new toys out.”
John replied, “Well, the food is ready if anyone cares. What are you crazy ladies going to do? Are you going to continue with whatever you call that, or do you plan to come downstairs to eat?”
“Why don’t you join us,” I said.
At first, John hesitated, but then he joined us by watching. He lay down on the bed enjoying the front row seat, watching as three milfs kissed each other passionately and touched boobs together.
I could tell John was fairly nervous, but I went to my husband and took off his clothes, gently kissing his chest. For the first time in forever, he said, “Let me lick your milf pussy, baby.” I was more than surprised but aroused hearing those words coming out of his mouth.
I pulled John’s head toward my milf pussy and he started to lick the long milf pussy folds, top to bottom, like he was an old pro at this. While enjoying my oral surprise, Joana and Rose played with my new dildo. Joana gently rubbed Rose’s pussy with the huge dildo while moaning with a directive yet, sensual tone, “Yes, like that, Joana.”
Rose then pointed to Joana where to place the dildo, taking her hand and moving the dildo around her milf clit, rubbing it where it mattered. When John and I saw this up close and personal lesbian show, it was apparent we couldn’t contain ourselves any longer. We got so aroused that we had to join Joana and Rose. John pushed me back on the bed with his right hand and penetrated my milf pussy fucking me in a missionary-style position. Damn, it felt so fucking good having a real cock inside of me!
Not wanting to miss the MILF lesbian show, I turned my head to watch Joana fucking Rose with my new dildo within a couple of inches from us. Rose screamed loudly, “Harder, harder,” as she was ready to cum. Joana was really giving it to her, pounding Rose’s MILF Pussy for all it was worth!
I started masturbating my own clit, not wanting to miss an opportunity to cum with a real live cock inside me. I began moving my fingers along my clit and my well-used milf pussy lips. Then I noticed something strange. John actually looked like he was enjoying himself. He was going faster and faster as a road runner, ready to catch the coyote. He started to shake and yelled, “Yes, Oh Fuck, Yes, I’m going to Cum!” Rose then echoed my husband’s sentiment and screamed she was cumming all over the plastic cock that was being pummeled deep inside of her Bisexual vagina.
Unfortunately, I hadn’t yet cum, but I knew my sex life would be different from this point forward, With or without my husband! My MILF Pussy then started leaking creampie juices, exiting my freshly fucked cum bucket. I licked my fingers, savoring the salty, sexual mixture. I looked over and blew a kiss to my girlfriend, ready for round two, now or in the near future. I then told my husband John, “You better continue to lick my milf pussy like this as I will cum with or without you from this point forward.” I then followed by further chastising, “I will NEVER, EVER again be referred to as “The MILF Who Never Gets Her Pussy Licked!”
