A Gloucestershire English woman driver has been left embarrassed and “dinged up” after she crashed her Mini Cooper into the back of an M&J Seafood van during rush hour traffic. So, how is this newsworthy? Did we mention that she crashed her vehicle while getting off with sex toys?
The anonymous woman, who was stuck in traffic at the time, received a different kind of vibration when her car suddenly lurched forward and hit the M&J Seafood van in front of her. The woman, who was described as an attractive, fit woman (aka MILF) and in her mid-thirties, was apparently stuck in traffic when she decided to pass the time away by getting out a sex toy and playing with herself in pursuit of an (apparently much needed) orgasm.
The unnamed delivery driver was on his first day on the job for M&J Seafood, and the woman nervously traded insurance details following the accident. The newly hired commercial driver feared for his job until his company checked the footage from the camera at the back of the vehicle they noticed what caused the crash.
Upon reviewing the onboard rearview camera tape, all company management could say was, “What the Fuck? Have You Seen This?”
Allegedly, the driver later, seeing the tape himself, replied with “What the Fuck?” as well! As someone once said, “A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words, but an MILF Pussy Video Can Make You Famous!” Then they all laughed together, noting the lady was a pretty “fit” MILF!
Despite numerous requests, M&J Seafood refuses to release a copy of the potential MILF Porn video. The matter is now in their insurers’ hands, but one wonders how long it will take before the footage finds its way onto the internet, as everyone loves MILFS? I don’t know about you, but two questions immediately come to mind; Does insurance cover “Masturbation While Driving, and exactly what kind of Sex Toy was this British “FIT MILF” using?!”
